No experiment is too dangerous! That's science!
Ayami
414
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17
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Female
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Robosexual
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Elfen
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971PL
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12,525z
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330 Dragon Coins
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Living Tide
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Played by Ray
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Administrator
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Post by Ayami on Apr 1, 2021 17:54:43 GMT
"Naaaaaaiiiiiill..."
"NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLL"
"Sigh. What is it sir?"
"Why have you let all of these weird people into my HOOOUUUUUUSEEEE?"
"Sir, you opened your doors to offer advice to travelers."
"I'm about to offer my hand upside your HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD-"
As part of a celebration of our new Gurufication program on Super Kami Guru Fall, we're offering YOU the chance to ask Super Kami Guru himself a question! Watch as the great Guru answers with his grand wisdom! For your efforts, the first question will reward you with 3,000 zenny (Per character.) You can ask as many questions as you'd like but only the first one will reward you. But then again...Isn't wisdom its own reward?
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Makai...? Yeah, it's just great this time of year.
Leviathan
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18
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Male
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Hetero
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Demon
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80PL
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6,500z
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50 Dragon Coins
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Played by Zuka
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New Member
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Post by Leviathan on Apr 1, 2021 18:38:40 GMT
"Mister Super Kami Guru, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Please, I really need to know, they've been asking this question for nearly 40 years, but everyone keeps eating them, I'm actually going insane."
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No experiment is too dangerous! That's science!
Ayami
414
POSTS
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17
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Female
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Robosexual
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Elfen
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971PL
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12,525z
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330 Dragon Coins
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Living Tide
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Played by Ray
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Administrator
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Post by Ayami on Apr 1, 2021 19:08:46 GMT
"Mister Super Kami Guru, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Please, I really need to know, they've been asking this question for nearly 40 years, but everyone keeps eating them, I'm actually going insane." Super Kami Guru grunts before answering."It takes this many."Nail...Blinks in confusion and makes an audible observation"You...Didn't raise any fingers, sir.""THAT'S HOW MANY IT TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES-
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2021 19:26:30 GMT
"Oh thy great Super Kami Guru Lord Christ of Worlds, I ask hereby for your wisdom. I do not wish to be horny anymore. How do I attain happiness?"
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"Taking steps is easy, Standing still is hard"
Rumia
95
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Ageless
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Female
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Lesbian
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Kai
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1,000PL
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12,621Z
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40 Dragon Coins
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Played by Lamia
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Administrator
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Post by Rumia on Apr 1, 2021 19:37:53 GMT
"Super Kami Guru, please tell me... will my wedding go off without a hitch?"
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Doku
14
POSTS
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Ageless
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Male
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Straight
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Kai
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1,000PL
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9,221z
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57 Dragon Coins
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Grand Supreme Kai
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Played by Squish
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New Member
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Post by Doku on Apr 11, 2021 6:48:38 GMT
"Dear Kami Guru. Will my job ever get easier... Any advice on how to be a good supreme ruler?"
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